"Well, I hate to brag... who am I kidding? I love to brag. Yeah. It's fantastic, you know?I work good under pressure. I'm kind of like Lincoln in that way." -Mike Baxter[2]
"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and all of you on the fence. To quote future Nobel Prize winner Lee Greenwood, 'I'm proud to be an American.' Not just because I have the right to speak my mind or carry an awesome gun, but because it's the land of opportunity. Some whiny babies might not think so, but in America, if you work hard, anyone can be successful. Anyone. Any... one. Any one." -Mike Baxter[4]
